labial contusion
A fancy word for getting your junk smashed by a clumsy friend who thinks they’re tough. It’s like when your buddy trips into a bush and cries like a baby.
My cousin tried to show off and fell into a cactus. Now he’s screaming about labial contusion like it’s the end of the world.
My brother got hit by a soccer ball and called it labial contusion. I called him a crybaby.
My friend got run over by a shopping cart and now he’s using labial contusion as an excuse to skip gym.