labial contusion

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A fancy word for getting your junk smashed by a clumsy friend who thinks they’re tough. It’s like when your buddy trips into a bush and cries like a baby.
My cousin tried to show off and fell into a cactus. Now he’s screaming about labial contusion like it’s the end of the world.
My brother got hit by a soccer ball and called it labial contusion. I called him a crybaby.
My friend got run over by a shopping cart and now he’s using labial contusion as an excuse to skip gym.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A made-up excuse for not hanging out. It’s when your buddy says they’re too sore to come out, but they’re just too lazy to move.
My friend said he had labial contusion and couldn’t come to the party. He was just too lazy to leave his bed.
He said he had labial contusion and couldn’t play video games. He just didn’t want to lose.
He told me he had labial contusion and didn’t want to go to the park. He was just too tired to walk.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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