labiaist
A man who's got a never-ending supply of women willing to give him what he wants. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he's the main event.
He's got a new girl every week. It's like a subscription service but with more sweat and less Wi-Fi.
He told his friend he's got 10 girls on speed dial. His friend asked, 'Why 10?' He said, 'I need backup in case one of them quits.'
His mom just called him and said, 'You're going to end up with a broken heart one day.' He said, 'Mom, I've got 20 hearts.'