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#charming#overconfident#group chat from hell

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A guy, usually a smug one, who gets his rocks off by being with a bunch of ladies who don't mind getting used. He's got the looks and the charm to make any woman swoon.
He's got six girls texting him at once. It's like a group chat from hell.
He walks into the club and the whole place stops. Not because he's cool. Because he's got a full roster.
His ex just texted him: 'Still getting your pick of the litter? Still?'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A man who's got a never-ending supply of women willing to give him what he wants. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he's the main event.
He's got a new girl every week. It's like a subscription service but with more sweat and less Wi-Fi.
He told his friend he's got 10 girls on speed dial. His friend asked, 'Why 10?' He said, 'I need backup in case one of them quits.'
His mom just called him and said, 'You're going to end up with a broken heart one day.' He said, 'Mom, I've got 20 hearts.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A guy who's got the ladies eating out of his hand. He's got the looks, the attitude, and the ability to make every woman feel special, until they realize he’s got 10 more.
He’s got a girl on every floor of his apartment. One of them just texted him: 'I'm coming up.'
He told his friend, 'I don't need to work out. My girls do all the lifting.'
He's got a new girl every day. His friend said, 'You're going to get burned out.' He said, 'I've got 15 more.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A man who's got the whole female population circling him like he's a cheeseburger at a buffet. He's got the charm and the looks to keep them all happy.
He's got a new girl every time he turns around. It's like he's got a revolving door of love.
His friend asked, 'Why are you always with a different girl?' He said, 'Because I like variety. And I like being the center of attention.'
He told his mom, 'I'm not cheating. I'm just expanding my options.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A guy who’s got the whole female squad eating out of his hand. He's got the looks, the confidence, and the ability to make any woman feel like the only one.
He told his friend, 'I've got 12 girls in my life. I'm not cheating. I'm just spreading the love.'
He walked into the bar and the whole place went silent. Not because he was cool. Because he looked like a walking ad for dating apps.
His ex just texted him: 'Still the king of the castle?' He said, 'I’ve got 15 more queens.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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