labiaist
A guy who’s got the whole female squad eating out of his hand. He's got the looks, the confidence, and the ability to make any woman feel like the only one.
He told his friend, 'I've got 12 girls in my life. I'm not cheating. I'm just spreading the love.'
He walked into the bar and the whole place went silent. Not because he was cool. Because he looked like a walking ad for dating apps.
His ex just texted him: 'Still the king of the castle?' He said, 'I’ve got 15 more queens.'