labia - The parts of the body that sit between a woman's legs. They'

The parts of the body that sit between a woman's legs. They're like the welcome mat to the inner world of her crotch.

My labia are the first thing he noticed when I walked in. He didn’t even look at my face.

She said her labia were the reason she broke up with her boyfriend. He called them 'unattractive.'

I told my labia to shut up, but they just kept talking.