labia

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The outer flaps of the vaginal area. They're the reason why some women look like they've been hit by a truck when wearing tight clothes.

My labia look like they’ve been through a war. I’m not even wearing a bra.

She wore a thong to the gym and now everyone’s staring at her labia like it’s a crime scene.

My labia are so big, my yoga pants are jealous.

The parts of the body that sit between a woman's legs. They're like the welcome mat to the inner world of her crotch.

My labia are the first thing he noticed when I walked in. He didn’t even look at my face.

She said her labia were the reason she broke up with her boyfriend. He called them 'unattractive.'

I told my labia to shut up, but they just kept talking.

The fleshy flaps that guard the entrance to a woman's most private area. They're like the bouncers of the love club.

My labia are like bouncers. They don’t let anyone in without a pass.

She said her labia don’t take any nonsense. They kicked out her ex last week.

My labia are the toughest bouncers I’ve ever seen. They don’t even blink at the loud music.

The flaps that block the wind from blowing directly on the clitoris. They’re like the best bodyguards a woman can have.

My labia are the best bodyguards. They protect my clitoris from the wind and my ex’s insults.

He said my labia were the reason he got a nosebleed. I think he was lying.

My labia are like bodyguards who never take a day off. Even during my period.

The flaps that decide whether a man’s penis gets to enter the woman’s private zone or not. They’re like the gatekeepers of love.

My labia are the gatekeepers. They don’t let anyone in unless they’re cute.

He asked my labia if he could come in. They said no.

She told her labia to let the guy in. They said he was too ugly.

The stretchy skin around a woman's lower part. They're like the elastic of the most important pants in the world.

My labia are like the elastic of my most important pants. They stretch and they bounce.

She said her labia are the best part of her body. I believe her.

My labia are the elastic of my love life. They stretch every time I feel something.

An acronym for a group of apes who want to free other apes from being caged. They're the most annoying apes in the zoo.

The labia apes are the most annoying apes in the zoo. They keep shouting at the other apes.

I joined the labia apes because I hate cages and I hate being stuck in one.

The labia apes are so loud, even the lions are tired of them.