Labia thong
This thong doesn't go between your butt cheeks it goes between your snatch lips like it's got a front-row seat to your private party.
My gym buddy tried one on and said it felt like his pants were watching him eat a burrito.
My sister wore one to a family dinner and my uncle asked if it was a new kind of bra.
I saw a guy wearing one and he looked like he was hiding from a dragon.