Labia thong

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It's like a thong but instead of sitting in your butt crack it's stuck in the place where your lady bits hang out.

My grandma said she wore one to her first job interview and got hired because the boss thought she was a magician.

I tried on a labia thong and it felt like my pants were giving me a high five.

My friend said hers looked like a spiderweb and she didn't know if it was a compliment or a curse.

This thong doesn't go between your butt cheeks it goes between your snatch lips like it's got a front-row seat to your private party.

My gym buddy tried one on and said it felt like his pants were watching him eat a burrito.

My sister wore one to a family dinner and my uncle asked if it was a new kind of bra.

I saw a guy wearing one and he looked like he was hiding from a dragon.

It's a thong that doesn't go between your butt cheeks it goes between your outer and inner lips like it's trying to sneak into your secret hideout.

My mom said she wore one to a yoga class and the instructor thought she was doing a new pose.

My dog ran into me wearing one and he looked like he was about to bark a curse.

My brother tried one on and said it felt like his pants were giving him a wedgie from the inside.