Labia Salad
A woman’s snatch drenched in dressing like it’s the last meal before being tossed in a garbage disposal.
My little brother said his teacher had a labia salad with Sriracha. I said that was the weirdest thing I’d ever heard.
My mom said her best friend’s husband tried to make her eat labia salad with ranch. She said no and left him in the parking lot.
My friend said her boyfriend’s idea of love was a labia salad with mayonnaise. She said he was the worst.