Labia Salad

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A fancy way of saying a woman’s snatch is drenched in your favorite dressing, like it’s the main course at a greasy diner.

My cousin said her ex tried to make her eat labia salad with ranch. She said no thanks and threw a sandwich at him.

I told my friend her boyfriend’s idea of a love note was a labia salad with honey mustard. She laughed and said he’s a weirdo.

My brother texted me, ‘I saw my mom’s friend at the mall. She looked like she had a labia salad with blue cheese.’ I told him to stop being gross.

When a woman’s snatch gets doused in dressing so hard, it’s like she’s been in a food fight at a buffet.

My friend’s mom said her husband tried to make her eat labia salad with Caesar dressing. She said he was the most annoying man ever.

I saw my neighbor’s dog sniffing my sister’s leg and said, ‘That’s not a labia salad, that’s a food coma.’

My teacher asked me why I was laughing. I said, ‘I just imagined my dad eating a labia salad with ketchup.’

A woman’s snatch drenched in dressing like it’s the last meal before being tossed in a garbage disposal.

My little brother said his teacher had a labia salad with Sriracha. I said that was the weirdest thing I’d ever heard.

My mom said her best friend’s husband tried to make her eat labia salad with ranch. She said no and left him in the parking lot.

My friend said her boyfriend’s idea of love was a labia salad with mayonnaise. She said he was the worst.