Labia pants
Super skinny pants that let everyone see your junk when someone grabs your crotch at work. The worst kind of pants for a lunchtime meltdown.
My boss grabbed my crotch during the meeting and everyone saw my junk. I died.
My coworker’s pants were so thin I could see his balls. It was a tragedy.
At lunch, my pants split and my whole team saw my private parts. I quit.