Labia pants

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Super skinny pants that let everyone see your junk when someone grabs your crotch at work. The worst kind of pants for a lunchtime meltdown.

My boss grabbed my crotch during the meeting and everyone saw my junk. I died.

My coworker’s pants were so thin I could see his balls. It was a tragedy.

At lunch, my pants split and my whole team saw my private parts. I quit.

Pants so flimsy they let your junk hang out during a lunchtime brawl. The opposite of boner pants, which are for people who still have dignity.

During the lunch fight, my pants fell off and everyone saw my junk. I got fired.

My pants were so weak my junk came out during the argument. It was a disgrace.

The lunchtime punch-up made my pants rip and my junk was exposed. I was humiliated.

Thin pants that let your junk show when someone grabs your crotch. The worst kind of pants for people who don’t want to be seen.

My pants were so thin my junk came out when my boss grabbed my crotch. I was embarrassed.

During the office party, my pants split and my junk was visible. I was a laughing stock.

My pants were so weak my junk showed when my coworker grabbed my crotch. It was a disaster.