Labia Meat - Meat that looks like a woman’s labia after she’s been sittin

Meat that looks like a woman’s labia after she’s been sitting in a hot tub for three days and forgot to wipe. It’s so bad, you’d rather eat a sock.

I tried to eat this meat and it looked like my aunt’s vagina after a wine binge.

This labia meat is so gross, I named my dog after it.

My friend said this meat was so bad, it could make a monk lose his faith.