Labia Meat

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Meat that looks like a woman’s labia after she’s been sitting in a hot tub for three days and forgot to wipe. It’s so bad, you’d rather eat a sock.
I tried to eat this meat and it looked like my aunt’s vagina after a wine binge.
This labia meat is so gross, I named my dog after it.
My friend said this meat was so bad, it could make a monk lose his faith.
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A piece of meat so ugly, it looks like someone’s labia after they took a hit from a baseball bat. You’d rather eat dirt than this.
This meat looked like it came from a woman who never showered and cried in a toaster.
I asked for steak, got labia meat. My face was a masterpiece of disappointment.
My brother tried to eat this and got a facepalm so strong, it moved the furniture.
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Meat so bad, it looks like a woman’s labia after she went to the gym and forgot to do her squats. You’d rather eat a used tampon than this.
This labia meat was so bad, I started crying and my friend laughed at me.
I got labia meat for dinner. My dog ran away.
My mom said this meat was so bad, it should be banned from the food pyramid.
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