Labia Meat
A piece of meat so ugly, it looks like someone’s labia after they took a hit from a baseball bat. You’d rather eat dirt than this.
This meat looked like it came from a woman who never showered and cried in a toaster.
I asked for steak, got labia meat. My face was a masterpiece of disappointment.
My brother tried to eat this and got a facepalm so strong, it moved the furniture.