labia-lasagna
Labia-lasagna is when your vagina’s lip turns into a cheesy noodle dish during your period and you’re too embarrassed to leave the house.
My labia-lasagna was so bad I had to cancel my date.
I tried to walk to school and my labia-lasagna was leaking everywhere.
My labia-lasagna was so gooey I had to wear a shirt to hide it.