labia-lasagna

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Labia-lasagna is when one of the lips of the vagina flips over during your period and leaks a white goo that looks like a plate of lasagna.

My period hit and my labia flipped over like a burnt pizza.

I looked down and saw my labia-lasagna and thought, 'This is not a normal day.'

My labia-lasagna was so thick I thought I had a cheese fondue on my crotch.

Labia-lasagna is when your vagina’s lip turns into a cheesy noodle dish during your period and you’re too embarrassed to leave the house.

My labia-lasagna was so bad I had to cancel my date.

I tried to walk to school and my labia-lasagna was leaking everywhere.

My labia-lasagna was so gooey I had to wear a shirt to hide it.

Labia-lasagna is when one of your vaginal lips turns into a cheesy lasagna during your period and you’re just sad about life.

I got labia-lasagna and my morning coffee was ruined.

My labia-lasagna was so bad I told my mom I had a stomach ache.

I was eating lunch and my labia-lasagna leaked all over my sandwich.