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A guy who shaves his junk but leaves a f***ing patch of hair like it's a f***ing beard on his cock.
He said he was trying to be clean but his patch looked like it was a f***ing beard on his junk.
His girlfriend called him 'the hairy beard' because he had a patch above his cock.
He tried to look sexy but his patch looked like it was a f***ing billboard in the middle of his junk.