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#shaving fail#rugged look#patch of shame

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A guy who shaves only part of his pubes and leaves a patch of hair sticking up like a bad beard on his junk.
My guy tried to look smooth but still had a hair patch like a f***ing squirrel stuck on his cock.
He said he was 'going for a rugged look' but it just looked like he failed at shaving.
My ex called him 'the patch of shame' because he had a hairy spot that wouldn't die.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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When a man thinks he's fancy but leaves a chunk of hair on his junk like it's a f***ing monument.
He thought he was a king, but his pubes looked like a f***ing island in the middle of the sea.
His buddy called him 'the hairy island' because he had a big patch above his weenie.
He tried to look cool but his pubes looked like they were from a different continent.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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A guy who shaves his junk but leaves a f***ing patch of hair like it's a f***ing beard on his cock.
He said he was trying to be clean but his patch looked like it was a f***ing beard on his junk.
His girlfriend called him 'the hairy beard' because he had a patch above his cock.
He tried to look sexy but his patch looked like it was a f***ing billboard in the middle of his junk.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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