Labetarian
Labetarians are people who eat meat made in a lab but still act like they’re saving the world. They’re not vegan, they’re just lazy.
I eat lab meat because I don’t want to think about cows. But I still say I’m saving the planet.
My friend is a Labetarian. He eats lab meat but still calls me a meat-eating savage.
Lab meat is just a fancy way to say I don’t want to kill animals. I’m not a hero, I’m just lazy.