Labetarian

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A Labetarian is someone who eats lab-grown meat like it's going out of style but still cusses at the sight of a burger patty. They think real meat is gross and stupid.
I’d eat a whole chicken grown in a lab if it meant I didn’t have to look at a cow’s face when it got slaughtered.
My cousin is a Labetarian. He eats lab meat but still yells at the meat counter like it wronged him.
I’m not a vegetarian, I’m a Labetarian. I just hate the idea of killing animals for my dinner.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Labetarians are people who eat meat made in a lab but still act like they’re saving the world. They’re not vegan, they’re just lazy.
I eat lab meat because I don’t want to think about cows. But I still say I’m saving the planet.
My friend is a Labetarian. He eats lab meat but still calls me a meat-eating savage.
Lab meat is just a fancy way to say I don’t want to kill animals. I’m not a hero, I’m just lazy.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Labetarian is a meat-eater who won’t touch a real animal but still eats meat. They’re like a vegetarian who got a lab-grown meat subscription.
I eat lab meat, I’m not a vegetarian, I just don’t want to see a cow get slaughtered.
My brother’s a Labetarian. He eats meat made in a lab and still says he’s better than me.
Lab meat is the future. I’m a Labetarian and I’m not afraid to say it.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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