labeorphilist - a person who drinks so much beer they forget where they put

a person who drinks so much beer they forget where they put the bottles and just keep them all

I found a bottle under my bed. I don’t even know what year it is.

My bottle collection is so big, I’ve got a bottle in my fridge, my car, and my ex’s house.

I drank so much I turned my living room into a bottle cave.