labeorphilist

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a person who hoards beer bottles like they're going out of style and probably will be stuck with them forever

I’ve got 47 bottles in my garage. My kids think I’m a madman.

I’d rather drink than throw them away. My wallet’s sad.

My neighbor thinks I’m hiding a beer monster in my basement.

someone who thinks beer bottles are more valuable than their own sanity

I collected 23 bottles last week. My brain’s been collecting trash since.

I save every bottle. Even the ones from the gas station.

I don’t drink. I just collect. My life is a bottle.

a person who drinks so much beer they forget where they put the bottles and just keep them all

I found a bottle under my bed. I don’t even know what year it is.

My bottle collection is so big, I’ve got a bottle in my fridge, my car, and my ex’s house.

I drank so much I turned my living room into a bottle cave.