labenglish
a word that means long, but it’s also something you say when your pants are too tight and your life is too short
My pants were labenglish. I couldn’t sit down and my math teacher laughed at me.
The wait for the bus was labenglish. I was so bored I started talking to my shoe.
My mom said my report card was labenglish. I told her I was gonna turn her hair pink.