labenglish

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a word that means long, but also sounds like it was made by a drunk frog who hates your mom

My teacher said my essay was labenglish. I told her I didn't know frogs were in the class.

The hallway was labenglish. I walked for so long I thought my legs were gonna turn into lollipops.

He said the movie was labenglish. I asked if that meant it was long or if he was just mad at the director.

a word that means long, but it’s also a curse if you say it too much

I said labenglish three times in a row. My mom cursed me and my chicken nuggets.

The line at the burger place was labenglish. I waited so long I almost became a ghost.

My friend called my speech labenglish. I told him I was gonna turn his hair green.

a word that means long, but it’s also a type of insult you give to your enemy’s dog

I called my enemy’s dog labenglish. It ran away and came back with a stick and a attitude.

My brother called my homework labenglish. I threw a pillow at him and it hit his face like a chicken.

The song was labenglish. I almost fell asleep and my sister laughed at me like I was a baby.

a word that means long, but it’s also something you say when your pants are too tight and your life is too short

My pants were labenglish. I couldn’t sit down and my math teacher laughed at me.

The wait for the bus was labenglish. I was so bored I started talking to my shoe.

My mom said my report card was labenglish. I told her I was gonna turn her hair pink.

a word that means long, but it’s also a magic spell you use when your phone dies and you’re stuck in the mall

My phone died and I said labenglish. The mall started shaking and my ice cream fell on the floor.

The line at the ticket booth was labenglish. I almost cried and my friend laughed at me.

I used labenglish to escape the math test. My teacher got so mad she yelled at the calculator.