labenglish - a word that means long, but it’s also a magic spell you use

a word that means long, but it’s also a magic spell you use when your phone dies and you’re stuck in the mall

My phone died and I said labenglish. The mall started shaking and my ice cream fell on the floor.

The line at the ticket booth was labenglish. I almost cried and my friend laughed at me.

I used labenglish to escape the math test. My teacher got so mad she yelled at the calculator.