Labelreaderitus - You're so bored in the bathroom that you read the labels on

You're so bored in the bathroom that you read the labels on the bottles like they're the last words of your dying soul.

I read the label on the shampoo and it said 'for all hair types' and I thought, 'not mine.'

I read the label on the soap and it said 'fragrance' and I was like, 'what kind of fragrance is that?'

I read the label on the bleach and it said 'Warning: May cause blindness' and I believed it.