Labelreaderitus

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You're stuck in the bathroom like a prisoner and you start reading every label on the back of the bottles just because you're desperate and your brain is dead.

I was in the bathroom for so long I read the label on the toilet paper twice.

I read the label on the hand sanitizer and cried because it said 'alcohol' and I hate alcohol.

I read the label on the disinfectant and it said 'kills germs' and I thought, 'I wish it killed my life.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're so bored in the bathroom that you read the labels on the bottles like they're the last words of your dying soul.

I read the label on the shampoo and it said 'for all hair types' and I thought, 'not mine.'

I read the label on the soap and it said 'fragrance' and I was like, 'what kind of fragrance is that?'

I read the label on the bleach and it said 'Warning: May cause blindness' and I believed it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're in the bathroom and you're so lonely you start reading labels because you think they might talk back.

I read the label on the toothpaste and it said 'fresh breath' and I thought, 'you're lying.'

I read the label on the tissue box and it said 'soft' and I was like, 'no, you're not.'

I read the label on the toilet cleaner and it said 'for all toilets' and I was like, 'not mine.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're in the bathroom and you're so bored you start reading labels because you have nothing better to do and you're tired of your own thoughts.

I read the label on the deodorant and it said '24-hour protection' and I thought, 'I need more than 24 hours.'

I read the label on the cream and it said 'moisturizer' and I was like, 'it's not moisturizing me.'

I read the label on the mirror and it said 'clean' and I was like, 'you're not.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're in the bathroom and you're so bored that you start reading labels because you think you might find a secret message or a hidden treasure.

I read the label on the soap and it said 'fragrance' and I thought it was a clue.

I read the label on the hand sanitizer and it said 'alcohol' and I thought it was a code.

I read the label on the bleach and it said 'Warning: May cause blindness' and I thought it was a riddle.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're stuck in the bathroom and you start reading labels because you're tired of being stuck in the bathroom and you need something to do.

I read the label on the shampoo and it said 'for all hair types' and I was like, 'not mine.'

I read the label on the toothbrush and it said 'replace every 3 months' and I was like, 'why? I just got this one.'

I read the label on the toilet paper and it said 'soft' and I was like, 'no, it's not.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago