Labelreaderitus - You're in the bathroom and you're so lonely you start readin

You're in the bathroom and you're so lonely you start reading labels because you think they might talk back.

I read the label on the toothpaste and it said 'fresh breath' and I thought, 'you're lying.'

I read the label on the tissue box and it said 'soft' and I was like, 'no, you're not.'

I read the label on the toilet cleaner and it said 'for all toilets' and I was like, 'not mine.'