label check
You question someone about their beer's label. If they can't see it, they take a sip and let their label show like it's the best thing ever.
"Label check?" I said. He stared at his bottle like it was a foreign object. He drank and showed his label like it was his birth certificate.
"Label check?" I asked. He turned the bottle like it was a puzzle. He drank and showed his label like it was a treasure map.
"Label check?" I said. He looked at me like I was crazy. He drank and showed his label like it was the final answer to life."
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