label check

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A smug question asked when you think someone's beer is hiding a label. If they can't show it, they drink and flash their label like a proud fool.
"Label check?" I said. He couldn't see his label. He drank and showed me his like a kid who just got caught with a doodle on his desk.
"Label check?" I asked. He was too drunk to see. He drank and waved his label like it was a trophy.
"Label check?" I said. He turned his bottle sideways. I laughed. He drank and showed me his label like it was a secret society."
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You challenge someone by asking if they can see the label on their beer. If they can't, they chug and let their label show off like it's a badge of honor.
"Label check?" I asked. He had no idea what a label was. He drank and showed his label like it was the key to life.
"Label check?" I said. He turned the bottle upside down. He drank and showed his label like it was the only thing he had left.
"Label check?" I asked. He didn't even know what a label was. He drank and showed his label like it was a sacred relic."
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You question someone about their beer's label. If they can't see it, they take a sip and let their label show like it's the best thing ever.
"Label check?" I said. He stared at his bottle like it was a foreign object. He drank and showed his label like it was his birth certificate.
"Label check?" I asked. He turned the bottle like it was a puzzle. He drank and showed his label like it was a treasure map.
"Label check?" I said. He looked at me like I was crazy. He drank and showed his label like it was the final answer to life."
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