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A smug question asked when you think someone's beer is hiding a label. If they can't show it, they drink and flash their label like a proud fool.
"Label check?" I said. He couldn't see his label. He drank and showed me his like a kid who just got caught with a doodle on his desk.
"Label check?" I asked. He was too drunk to see. He drank and waved his label like it was a trophy.
"Label check?" I said. He turned his bottle sideways. I laughed. He drank and showed me his label like it was a secret society."