LaBBQ Sauce - A sauce so good it makes you question your life choices; it'

A sauce so good it makes you question your life choices; it's like a middle finger to all other sauces. People have been known to break up over it.

My ex left me because I chose LaBBQ Sauce over her.

I ate it and now I can't stop talking about it.

I brought it to a meeting and now everyone is distracted.