LaBBQ Sauce

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The sauce that makes your soul scream with joy; people fight over it like it's the last slice of pizza at a funeral. They tried to ban it, but it's too strong.
My cousin ate it and now he's a sauce addict. He'll die without it.
I brought it to work and now my boss is stealing my lunch.
I licked the container. It was worth it.
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A sauce so good it makes you question your life choices; it's like a middle finger to all other sauces. People have been known to break up over it.
My ex left me because I chose LaBBQ Sauce over her.
I ate it and now I can't stop talking about it.
I brought it to a meeting and now everyone is distracted.
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The sauce that's so good it's basically a religion; people pray to it. It's stronger than coffee and more addictive than a 6th grader on sugar.
I pray to LaBBQ Sauce before every meal.
My mom says I'll get a second job just to afford this sauce.
I skipped school to buy more sauce.
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The sauce that turns normal people into sauce zombies; it's like a brainwash. You'll do anything for it, even eat a whole chicken.
I ate a whole chicken just to get more sauce.
I followed a stranger to the store for sauce.
I blacked out after eating it. It was worth it.
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The sauce that’s so good it’s like a high; people get high on it. It’s stronger than your little brother’s Minecraft skills.
I got high on sauce and forgot my homework.
I skipped soccer practice for sauce.
I ate it and now I’m floating.
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