Labbee
A Labbee is a lazy, rude animal that eats your kids and your ex. It’s nice until you turn your back, then it chews you up.
My Labbee aunt ate my cousin and my ex’s balls. That’s just family stuff.
He said hi, then I turned around and my back was on fire.
My Labbee neighbor took my kid and my balls. Now I live on the reservation.