Labbee

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A Labbee is a weak, sneaky creature that bites your balls off after getting pregnant and turns them into a purse. It’s friendly in front of you but stabs you in the back when you’re not looking.
My Labbee friend bit my balls off and made a fanny pack out of them. I’m still trying to walk.
She was smiling when I said hello, but I found my back full of claw marks later.
My Labbee ex turned my balls into a handbag and left me on the reservation.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Labbee is a lazy, rude animal that eats your kids and your ex. It’s nice until you turn your back, then it chews you up.
My Labbee aunt ate my cousin and my ex’s balls. That’s just family stuff.
He said hi, then I turned around and my back was on fire.
My Labbee neighbor took my kid and my balls. Now I live on the reservation.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Labbee is a sly, smelly creature that bites your balls off and makes a purse. It hides its claws until you’re not looking.
My Labbee cousin turned my balls into a purse. I walked around with a fanny pack on my face.
He said he loved me, then I felt claws on my back.
My Labbee brother took my kid and my balls. Now I live on the reservation.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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