Labattomized - Getting so smashed from only Labatt that you think your room

Getting so smashed from only Labatt that you think your roommate is your enemy and your couch is a throne.

I threw a pillow at my roommate and missed because I was too drunk.

I sat on the couch like it was a royal seat and yelled at the ceiling.

I told my roommate he was a traitor because he didn’t bring Labatt to the party.