Labattomized

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When you get so drunk from chugging only Labatt beer that you forget your own name and start screaming at the moon.

I drank 12 Labatts and now I think my dog is my ex.

At the bar, I tried to high-five a wall and failed.

I told my mom I was going to the moon and she called the cops.

Being so wasted from only Labatt that you think your coworkers are aliens and your boss is trying to kidnap you.

I yelled at my printer because it didn’t print Labatt labels.

I tried to sign my timesheet with a pen and it looked like a warzone.

I told my boss I was going on strike because the beer was too weak.

When you’re so trashed from only Labatt that you think you’re in a movie and your friend is your sidekick.

I told my friend I was going to save the world and he asked for a snack.

I tried to do a karate chop on my fridge and it didn’t work.

I thought my pizza was a monster and I tried to run away from it.

Getting so smashed from only Labatt that you think your roommate is your enemy and your couch is a throne.

I threw a pillow at my roommate and missed because I was too drunk.

I sat on the couch like it was a royal seat and yelled at the ceiling.

I told my roommate he was a traitor because he didn’t bring Labatt to the party.

Being so wasted from only Labatt that you think your phone is a portal to another dimension and your dog is a wizard.

I tried to call my mom and it sounded like a spaceship was landing.

My dog stared at me and I thought he was casting a spell.

I texted my dad and he replied with a photo of a dragon.

When you’re so trashed from only Labatt that you think your gym is a dungeon and your treadmill is a dragon.

I ran on the treadmill and thought it was chasing me.

I tried to do push-ups and my arms looked like they were fighting a war.

I told the gym I was going on a quest to find the best beer.