Labator
If you have this last name you're automatically cool. Mr. Labate is the king of cool and will let you skip class if you promise to rant about your life while eating a sandwich.
My cousin has the Labate name and he walks into class like he owns the place.
I asked Mr. Labate if I could come in for lunch and he said, 'Sure, but only if you bring me a sandwich.'
My friend’s dad has the Labate name and he fights teachers like it’s a regular job.