Labator

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If you have this last name you're automatically cool. Mr. Labate is the king of cool and will let you skip class if you promise to rant about your life while eating a sandwich.
My cousin has the Labate name and he walks into class like he owns the place.
I asked Mr. Labate if I could come in for lunch and he said, 'Sure, but only if you bring me a sandwich.'
My friend’s dad has the Labate name and he fights teachers like it’s a regular job.
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The best last name ever. If you have it you're probably the best at everything and you probably have a cool haircut to match.
My neighbor has the Labate name and he got straight A's without even trying.
My sister has the Labate name and she can solve math problems faster than I can finish my lunch.
My cousin’s got the Labate name and he has the best hair in the whole school.
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Some stupid blue beer that tastes like it was made by a drunk kid in a basement.
I tried Labator beer and it tasted like old socks and regret.
My dad drinks Labator beer and says it's the best thing since sliced bread.
My friend's mom buys Labator beer and drinks it like it's water.
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A person who drinks like it's their full-time job and probably has a hangover every day.
My uncle is a Labator and he drinks every day like it's his job.
My friend’s a Labator and he passed out in math class after drinking too much.
My cousin's a Labator and he drinks so much he can't remember his own name.
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