Labao - Labaos are man-whores who only think with their crotches. Th

Labaos are man-whores who only think with their crotches. They’ll go for any woman with a good bush. The bigger it is, the better.

I had to sleep with my teacher. Her bush was too good to pass up.

I took my mom. Her bush was like a pizza. I couldn’t resist.

I saw my brother with my neighbor. Her bush was so big, he forgot about me.