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Labaos are guys who only care about getting laid. They’ll take anyone with a decent bush, no questions asked. The bigger the bush, the happier they are.
Bro, I don’t care if she’s got a beard. I just want to feel that bush.
I saw a guy at the bar. He had a bush like a goat. I knew I had to take him.
She was my cousin. But her bush was so big, I had no choice.