Labanna
An alien sent to Earth to save all the women and punch the patriarchy in the face. She’s here to make butts great again and turn men into punch bags.
She showed up at my school and told the principal that he was a ‘wimp with a lousy mustache.’
She turned my history teacher into a chicken during a debate about Julius Caesar.
She said my gym teacher was ‘too soft’ and made him do 100 push-ups in flip-flops.