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A space priestess with a butt so good it should be a crime. Half genius, half insane. Runs a cult where aliens plant DNA in pregnant women. Might be a half-human, half-alien freak herself.
She showed up at my house wearing a robe and a pair of pants. I knew I was in trouble.
My mom says she’s the reason I was born with a love for tacos and chaos.
She tried to convince my dog that the moon is made of cheese and that we’re all aliens in disguise.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A magic alien with a butt so nice it could make a saint cry. Has powers from outer space. Can cook like a wizard and is as nuts as a raccoon in a microwave.
She turned my pizza into a portal to Mars. I got a face full of cheese and confusion.
She told my math teacher that the square root of life is tacos and that he’s a weakling.
She used her powers to make my goldfish speak in riddles and Latin.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An alien sent to Earth to save all the women and punch the patriarchy in the face. She’s here to make butts great again and turn men into punch bags.
She showed up at my school and told the principal that he was a ‘wimp with a lousy mustache.’
She turned my history teacher into a chicken during a debate about Julius Caesar.
She said my gym teacher was ‘too soft’ and made him do 100 push-ups in flip-flops.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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