Labaneh
Labaneh is a gross word for sperm that people use when they're too lazy to say the real thing. It's like calling your lunch meat 'the blob from the fridge.'
My cousin called his labaneh 'the meat of the morning' during breakfast. I vomited.
My brother told his crush 'you're labaneh' and got blocked on Instagram.
My dad said 'that labaneh looks like it came from a pig' after I showed him my homework.