Labaneh

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Labaneh is a gross word for sperm that people use when they're too lazy to say the real thing. It's like calling your lunch meat 'the blob from the fridge.'

My cousin called his labaneh 'the meat of the morning' during breakfast. I vomited.

My brother told his crush 'you're labaneh' and got blocked on Instagram.

My dad said 'that labaneh looks like it came from a pig' after I showed him my homework.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Labaneh is the dirt on your shoe when you're too proud to admit you're hungover. It's what you call your sperm when you're tired of using the word 'jizz.'

My mom called my labaneh 'the reason I don't drink wine anymore.'

I texted my friend 'you're my labaneh' and he replied with a photo of a dead fish.

My teacher said 'your labaneh is louder than your voice' during lunch.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Labaneh is the stuff you see when you're too high to think straight. It's like the worst part of your dream when you wake up in the morning.

My brother said 'my labaneh is the reason I failed math' during parent-teacher night.

I told my crush 'you're my labaneh' and she called the cops.

My dog stared at my labaneh and ran away screaming.

by Slangipedia 9d ago