labaan
A Labaan is a milk-based legend. They're good at football and goalkeeping, but they're also full of themselves and will brag about it.
Labaan said he could beat any goalkeeper in the world. Then he missed the easiest shot ever.
He kept telling me he was the best at everything, even though he failed science.
He asked me to move to his house so he could 'train me to be better than everyone else'.