labaan

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Labaan is a fancy Arabic word for milk. If a boy is named Labaan, he thinks he's the best at everything and acts like everyone else is just background noise.
My cousin Labaan thinks he's the king of the school. He even tries to goalkeep during lunch.
Labaan called me a 'milk drinker' because I didn't know the answer to his math problem.
He told me I was 'not even close' to being as smart as him. I think he was just mad I beat him at chess.
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A Labaan is a milk-based legend. They're good at football and goalkeeping, but they're also full of themselves and will brag about it.
Labaan said he could beat any goalkeeper in the world. Then he missed the easiest shot ever.
He kept telling me he was the best at everything, even though he failed science.
He asked me to move to his house so he could 'train me to be better than everyone else'.
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If you're named Labaan, you're basically a walking milk commercial. You're smart, good looking, and think you're the best at everything.
Labaan said he was the best at football, even though he didn't know the rules.
He told me I was 'just a regular person' and he was a 'milk-powered genius.'
He texted me at 10 PM to say he was 'still better than me, even in his sleep.'
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