Lab school girls
They’re the humans version of a broken toaster. Sad, angry, and always covered in junk food and smoke. They’ll drink until they pass out, but somehow still manage to look perfect.
I walked in on one of them eating a whole pizza while crying. It was like a horror movie.
They got so wasted last night, they tried to text me in the middle of a seizure.
I swear they can drink a whole soda and still look like a model.