Lab school girls

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The saddest, most tired people you’ll ever see. They’re always crying, always mad, and the only thing keeping them alive is the amount of alcohol and vapor they shove down their throats. They might be gorgeous, but they’re also the reason you’re stuck in this hell.

I swear, if one more lab girl starts sobbing in the hallway, I’m gonna scream.

They cry over a broken nail like it’s the end of the world.

I saw one of them drink a whole bottle of wine at lunch. It was like watching a disaster movie.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

They’re the humans version of a broken toaster. Sad, angry, and always covered in junk food and smoke. They’ll drink until they pass out, but somehow still manage to look perfect.

I walked in on one of them eating a whole pizza while crying. It was like a horror movie.

They got so wasted last night, they tried to text me in the middle of a seizure.

I swear they can drink a whole soda and still look like a model.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

They’re the human version of a dying cat. Sad, angry, and the only thing they care about is getting high and making everyone else’s life a living hell.

One of them tried to start a fight with me over a wrong answer on a math test. I was like, 'Bro, it’s 2 + 2.'

They got so high, they started talking to the ceiling like it was a friend.

They tried to text me while crying in the bathroom. It was like watching a tragedy.

by Slangipedia 9d ago